The craziest thing a random stranger has ever said to me: Her:"Can i have a cigarette" Me: "sure".. Her: "I was kidnapped and held in a closet for three days" Me: "...." Her: "Until i escaped and shot him in the face." Me: "...!?" Her: "Im trying to get back to xyz town, do you know when the buses stop running" Me: "Nope. I gotta' go" The entire conversation she had no emotion, what so ever, that would indicate such a ordinal. Nor did she indicate that she was joking, either. (I waited for the punch line.. it never came.) This is completely true. I want to hear your stories.